July 2008
20 posts
Educational Islamic train advertisements →
Santa Gets Tiresome
Why, whenever someone sees an old man with a white beard they call him Santa Claus? I am tired of this, only because I wish that people would be a little more creative. How about, “Hey look it’s Fredrick Douglas.”
Or Karl Marx, Ernest Hemingway, even Poseidon.
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Finally, someone took two things that I love, hip...
Yeah he can save you from a fire, but does he know... →
“This is my depressed stance. When you’re depressed, it makes a lot of...”
– Charlie Brown
Angle Of Yaw
Over the past six months, my favorite new poet has been Ben Lerner. This is why:
“A large group of picnicking children is struck by lightning. Four girls and four dogs are killed. Twenty-three children suffer burns, cataracts, macular holes, tympanic membrane rupture, and skull fracture. At the church service, the pasor organizes his eulogy around the trope of being called. God reached down with...
