December 2009
10 posts
gchat poem
Mary: you can write loveletters to the suburbs. me: Dear zoning patterns that separate residential and commercial development, Mary: dear tract housing plan, I admire your circular drives your velveteen lawns your weeping willows your Caucasian children Mary: the subtlest of freckles… me: your view of angsty teenagers and trophey wives your complex yet perfect grided roadway system Mary:...
Dice Wars →
beloose:
I know the phrase “THIS IS THE BEST ______ EVER!” is thrown around a lot. But. This. Is. The. (fucking)BEST. Internet. Game. EVER!
I play this and I lose track of time. I get angry when I’m asked to do a job-related task while I’m in the middle of a game.
You’re going to need some skill, patience, and strategery. But that moment when you realize, “Oh fuck yeah! This war is...