February 2010
50 posts
Daniel on Chatroulette.
> Connected, feel free to talk now
You: m0m
Stranger: mom?
You: goo
You: minn?
Stranger: minn?
You: yeah
Stranger: yeah
You: ur shirt
Stranger: I was like whoa you're psychic
Stranger: lol
You: so
Stranger: this whole thing is very creepy
You: i think i love you
Stranger: i think Ilove u more
You: ahhhhhh
You: awwwwwww
Stranger: make the puppet stop doing that
Stranger: I would rather see a dancing puppet
You: will you be my queen?
Stranger: sure
You: whqt puppet?
Stranger: I will store you in my vagina
Stranger: it's a like a kangaroo pouch
Stranger: you can be my little joey
You: whoa!!!!!
You: joey from friends?
Stranger: there was a joey?
Stranger: I was thinking from blossom
You: duhhh
Stranger: whoa
You: ohv whoa!!
Stranger: really, this is amusing only for so long
Stranger: and then there's a penguin
Stranger: they must have a dance off
Stranger: I'll judge
Stranger: is that a kangaroo?
Stranger: just like my vadge!!!
Stranger: amazing
You: yea!!!!!!!!
Stranger: your raver dog is the best dancer
You: thanks
Stranger: don't eat it!!!
Stranger: omg, if I were there right now....
You: yes??
Stranger: I don't know
Stranger: just felt like saying that
You: thanks wish you were here too
Stranger: I'd play with you
Stranger: raver dog
Stranger: raver dog
You: sandbox?
Stranger: does he have a name?
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: sandbox?
Stranger: 34/t/mn
You: daniel von danielsom
Stranger: that is an amaizng name
Stranger: tranny
You: you look great for 34 hon
Stranger: I'm not really
Stranger: I lie sometimes
You: me either
Stranger: how old do Ilook
You: 12
Stranger: not act, look
You: aren't you going to ask me?
Stranger: I don't care
You: in that case Iam 26/t/bk
You: trannyyyyyy
You: f
Stranger: bk?
You: 4 life
You: brooklyn
Stranger: oh, that's why you'te weird
You: very funny jerk
Stranger: I'm 26
You: me tooo
Stranger: what a coincidence!!!
Stranger: twinsies
You: totes
Stranger: I love you both
Stranger: if I was there I'd spoon you guys
You: there is only one of us
Stranger: I'd be the peanut butter in your sandwich
Stranger: lies
Stranger: well
Stranger: ummmm
Stranger: Oh, well that's different
Stranger: are you roomies?
Stranger: or really gay?
You: very gay
Stranger: I thought so
Stranger: don't do that to jobs
Stranger: he has cancer
Stranger: it's not funny
Stranger: I think that raver dog is gay
You: love cancer
Stranger: but only because he was abandoned by his father at a young age
You: bi
You: how did you know?
Stranger: I love cancer?
You: me too!
Stranger: I'm really intuitive
Stranger: neat
Stranger: I have cancer
You: twinsies
Stranger: in my pounch
You: guess what?
Stranger: wait
Stranger: pouch
You: waiting
Stranger: WHAT???
You: are you at your grandmothers?
Stranger: I'M AT WORK
You: where?
Stranger: ah, caps lock
You: cancer lab?
Stranger: group home
Stranger: it's quaint
You: yeah
You: well
You: what are you doing tonight?
You: bingo?
Stranger: bingo
You: I get it
Stranger: it's funny
You: really funny
Stranger: way
Stranger: stopit
You: what is your average bowling score?
Stranger: 100
You: what to go to the lanes tonight/
Stranger: I am an amazing bowler
You: want
Stranger: umm... yes
You: pick you up at 8
Stranger: I have a bowling glove
You: my time
Stranger: and neon bowling shoes
Stranger: okey dokey
You: whoa!
You: that's soooooooooo cool
Stranger: I know
You: Ilike the exposed brink
You: brick
You: and plant
Stranger: I was so confused
Stranger: want a tour?
You: are you still?
Stranger: this place is amazing
Stranger: always
You: yes
You: it's still light there
You: dizzy
You: we just made out
Stranger: K that didn't go as I'd imagined
Stranger: omg
You: zomg
Stranger: happiest day of my lief
You: me too
You: lief erkison
You: cool tat
You: mom!?
You: did you just say mom?
Stranger: poop
Stranger: mom
You: oh
Stranger: I am a mom
You: they look the same
Stranger: thanks
You: your mom and my poop
Stranger: don't fuck with me
You: okay
You: sorry
You: :(
Stranger: yeah better be
You: take it back
You: pysch
Stranger: we were all cool and stuff
You: still are
Stranger: and then you start talking shit about my mom
Stranger: and I'm like no fucking way
Stranger: no way
Stranger: no
Stranger: I like it when raver dog talks on the phone
You: he usually hasa bluetooth
Stranger: i bet that looks cool
You: look
You: I have to tell you something
Stranger: I think i may have been doing this for too long
Stranger: i smell
You: me too
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: spicy
You: Ihave to tell you something
Stranger: doit
You: are you ready?
Stranger: READY!!!!
You: I think I like you more than a friend
Stranger: I think I like you like you
You: and I am hungry
Stranger: I would circle yes on a note from u
You: but I don't have a throat
Stranger: that sucks
You: just a mouth
You: but you knew that
You: I would circle maybe
You: but then say yes
You: later
Stranger: u tease!!!
You: want tto go to olive garden for prom with me?
Stranger: yes!
You: ayce breadsticks
Stranger: I have something to tell you
You: uh
You: okay
You: brace myself
Stranger: I am a puppet too
You: too?
Stranger: of the system
You: oh god, are you a hippe
You: e
Stranger: kidding I am like sooo radical
You: so are you?
You: a commie
Stranger: sometimes I go to those ralleys with a bandana on my face
Stranger: and then I bring a backpack
You: that's dangerous
Stranger: and dress in black
You: with a bomb
Stranger: yeah, I mean I'm totally bombastic
You: duh
You: totes
You: bombdigg
Stranger: i like it when you say totes
You: I'll digg this convo
Stranger: why are you on some dudes lap?
Stranger: that's really gay
Stranger: oh yeah, show me your stiks
Stranger: k
Stranger: this is going to a place that I'm not ok with
Stranger: I think I'm done
You: olive garden?
You: at 8
You: see you there
You: wait
Stranger: yes plz
You: I'll pick you up
Stranger: ok
You: in my dads car
Stranger: honk twice
You: on the train
You: tracks
You: k
Stranger: k
Stranger: well
You: canmt' wait
Stranger: this is it then
You: ugh
You: going to miss you
Stranger: I'm going to miss u!!!
You: byyyyyee facebook me
Stranger: k
> Your partner disconnected. Press "Next" to find a new person!
Apprentice
So along with marketing, designing and copy writing, I am now an apprentice at a gallery, and will be learning the fine art of framing
Wanna Cringe? →
molls:
paulscheer:
Dude Breaks Up w/Girlfriend of 3 Years on Radio — So Uncomfortable.
Just when you think it can’t get worse it does.
Thanks (@Devindra)
Did he call in using a flip phone?
holy shiv!
so my birthday day is real soon, all i want is a whittling knife and a planetarium!
klunks:
I just read the wikipedia page of American Psycho because I haven’t read nor have I watched it and at this point I laughed out loud: “Feminist activist Gloria Steinem was among those opposed to the release of Ellis’ book because of its portrayal of violence toward women. Steinem is also the stepmother of Christian Bale, who portrayed Bateman in the film adaptation of the novel.”
Very...
THIRD AND DELAWARE →
hannahfidell:
a blog dedicated to the fashion from roseanne. i kid you not.
Way ahead of this, because I’ve been telling Carrie to dress like Darlene for years.
starting a new project as a result of listening to hours of William Basinski’s Disintegration Loops and historic popular photos
“but God,
Bless the back of my daddy’s hand
Which, holding nothing tightly
...”
– Jericho Brown
