You see this sadface? This face is sad because it’s stuck in the motherfucking elevator of her apartment building, 8th floor. Alone. If life were more like the movies I’d be stuck with someone I had issues with and we’d resolve them by the time the elevator technician got here. Or, if life were more like porn at least I’d be stuck with someone to have hot elevator sex with until the technician gets here. Either way, real life sucks and my only consolation is an iPhone with the Tumblr app on it.
HAHA!! you’re currently live blogging being...elevator!!! GO INTERNET!! I need a smarter...