One of my friends is in Guatemala right now, and I just found out (through Facebook) that on Thursday he was swimming at a National Park and a crocodile bit his head!! There’s an entire album of Chris at the hospital, taken by a random woman that accompanied him to the hospital. He told her he wanted lots of pictures taken for Facebook, so his friends could see his awesome scar.
Here’s his current status: Old Guy Chris Waggoner: a 10-foot crocodile really chomped my head and tried to snap my neck underwater … somehow I squirmed away and swam to shore…now I am all stitched up & fine. 5 hours
All subsequent FB albums and status updates are now rendered moot. Game over; Chris is King.
1. Chris Wags is a true man. Real-life CrocHunter. Kind of looks like the Joker, am I right?
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true man. Real-life CrocHunter. Kind
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